Once upon a time usually ends in happily ever after, right? For us, it’s a little too early to tell.

The ogre is suddenly a ray of sunshine, the troll too busy pouting to chip in and help, and the kitty dragon has secrets. Duck my life. Yeah, that’s not a typo.

With my villainous uncle on the hunt for us, I don’t have time to play the role of princess, dagnabbit. The fairy and mermaid dignitaries will just have to take a flipping rain check. And Prince Charming? Well he can frack right off. I’ve already experienced true love’s first kiss and look where that got me.

Time is running out. We’ve got to come up with a plan to stop the king, before he figures out a way to get rid of us...for good this time.

If The Wand Sparkles is novella two in a medium-burn, quirky menage trilogy. It’s full of insta-love, sarcasm, and troll dick. It started out as a writing prompt but turned into a tale even the author herself wasn’t prepared for. Guaranteed HEA by the last installment.